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Old September 6th, 2011, 12:32 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by GreenSkull View Post
Well there was the rumor of Ron Jeremy`s seed accidentally fertilizing Jenna Jameson`s egg

As you can imagine there was much panic and concern

Yet thankfully the baby was born with the best attributes from both parents


GS, this also proves that either one of these porn stars must be a descendant of John Merrick, AKA The Elephant Man.

And quite frankly, the last time I ever saw anything as mirror-shattering as this thing, it was the outstanding winner of the Darwin award -after it drove/flew a car into the side of a very high cliff-face!

As for female porn stars getting pregnant as a result of their work, rumour has it that Seka got up the plug to Jamie Gillis from one of their movies from the late 70's. Now they would have made a truly hideous child that not even the anti-christ would want to keep around downstairs in hell to torment all the occupants for any eternity; no-one would be that cruel...
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