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March 3rd, 2015, 03:24 PM | #9241 |
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Just got off the phone with my cousin who lives in Greenville, Maine.
She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is 32 below zero and Wind chill is -59. Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She said if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken bastard in.
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March 3rd, 2015, 06:16 PM | #9242 |
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How did this become about the lead singer of U2?
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March 3rd, 2015, 07:50 PM | #9243 |
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March 5th, 2015, 01:09 AM | #9244 |
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How come the blonde had blisters on her lips?
From trying to blow out a light bulb.
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March 5th, 2015, 04:57 PM | #9245 |
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After a bit of a disappointing fumble on the settee, my wife stormed off:
"You're fucking clueless when it comes to sex" she screamed, "I'm going upstairs to play with my clit." …whatever that is.
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March 5th, 2015, 05:10 PM | #9246 |
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I taught my Dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground...
We went from Barking to Tooting in about an hour.
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Blondes should never be given coffee breaks.
It takes WAY too long to retrain them.
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March 5th, 2015, 07:06 PM | #9248 |
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It wasn't a good idea for me to get that job at the concrete factory. I finished up mixing with the wrong crowd.
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Watery eyes after sex ?
Two black guys were in a bar talking, and one says to the other, "You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?" The second black guy says, "Yeah, all the time." The first one asked, "Why is that?" The second says, "I'm pretty sure it's the pepper spray." |
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