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December 2nd, 2009, 09:24 PM | #1 |
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can anyone recommend a good reputable online sex toy store in the states where you feel safe with your credit card details and are discreet with delivery?
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December 2nd, 2009, 09:33 PM | #2 |
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To save time why don`t you send me your credit card details and i`ll choose some festive yet sexy things for you , oh and don`t worry i`m always discreet.
By the way thanks for writing thanks , because going by your tally i figured you might not understand what that term actually meant
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December 2nd, 2009, 10:37 PM | #3 |
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There's a store I know called The Big Rubber Cock & Automatic Twat-Tickler Company. They're very discreet.
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There's an adult section at ebid (not ebay) sells all that kind of thing... I got some mags there a while back, and it seems safe enough.
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December 8th, 2009, 03:38 PM | #5 |
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Brucie recommends Hamleys or Toys'R'us, however, he may be missing something, he is getting on a bit.
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December 8th, 2009, 07:51 PM | #6 |
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How about 'Wank yerself Stupid with yer own Hand' - I'm told they are good - just google them.
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Actually sent me my Christmas gift already Woolworth vouchers and a book token for Borders ! Ahhhh Brucie , he`s as giving as an STD
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On the other hand (sic!) you can finally buy your (only) true fellow something that keeps him a little warm in those cold winter nights when all dog biscuits are eaten and this little creature lies lonely in the darkness while you're out searching selfish for a one night stand! "And now stop raping my antique two hundred dollar teddy bear, you nymphomaniac little bastard!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMOHAXEpx2w Last edited by Leprechaun; December 9th, 2009 at 10:39 AM.. |
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http://www.a-womans-touch.com/ They have a brick and mortar store where I live and I've been going to them for years now. One of the owners is an M.D. and the other is a sex educator and both are very nice ladies and very knowledgeable. Your wife and/or gf will love them as they're primarily female oriented. You can probably ask them any question under the sun and they probably have a good answer. At least they always have with me. Give them a try. I'm sure you'll like them a lot. |
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December 10th, 2009, 11:40 AM | #10 |
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Hey, this is a serious question!
http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/masturbatorspage1.htm
Do you have any experiences with such plastic pussies? I thought about buying one of those 'lust grottos', 'pocket pussies', 'masturbators' (or hoewever you will name this toys), but propably one without vibbbbbrrrrration function. Some of them look rather realistic. But do they feel like the 'real deal' too? Last edited by Leprechaun; December 10th, 2009 at 11:48 AM.. |
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