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Old 02-28-2009, 09:37 AM   #1
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KLM -'We go everywhere'
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Old 02-28-2009, 09:53 AM   #2
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The last time you said,I would'nt mind having a gander......
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We men all know that this is the real Bermuda Triangle!
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Old 02-28-2009, 10:56 AM   #4
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- Oddly, nobody wants their luggage back after it comes out the baggage chute.
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Old 03-01-2009, 03:39 AM   #5
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KLM -'We go everywhere'
Could be stewardess trying to show her skills with a plane
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Old 03-01-2009, 10:56 PM   #6
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[black humor]Isn't the Twintowers'pussy?[/black humor]
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Bill,Monica,cigars and now Hillary and the Air Force 1.
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Pilot crashed into worlds largest pussy!
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Old 03-08-2009, 11:09 AM   #9
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I never knew Fokkers used Wankel engines ...
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KLM = Kuni Lingus Machine?
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